whats the best way to pass a drug test at your workplace

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coming first over:
when you smoke weed everyday? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think Ricky was taking something.
Probably quite expensive, though,
even if acessible.
 

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there was a loooong thread on this a few months back...I believe the poster named IDENTITY started it...Do a search.
 

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best way to pass is dont do drugs

trust me, i did em in high school and im still paying for it.

fukd my brain good and now im 35.
 

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Don't be a stoner would be the best idea? Aren't you the same guy who took -4 Car in the second half last night? Put down the blunt friend, for me.
 

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Go to GNC and tell them what you want. They have stuff not on the shelves, and it works, trust me
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piss test, just got a position today and have to pass the drug test on thursday. drinking lots of water,and planning to take the "pill"
 

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Drink a bottle of cider vinegar. Nothing to worry about. If you fail the test, you can always become a mod here.
 

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Pass up the position and let a non-stoner take the test and the job.
 

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No offense but if your bonging weed on a daily basis, you really don't deserve the job.

Otherwise dry drinking a half gallon of prune juice the day of the test

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bacalao oil...


but in first place
what kind of job you have
that don't allow you
to be your self?
 

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have a friend donate some urine. whats the best nation in the world?.....donation....or was it urination? just make sure they're off the pipe too.
 

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To all the guys who say you don't deserve the job if you toke, you guys are idiots and I'm glad you're not my employer.

To COMING FIRST OVER, I would state that if you are toking daily, you will have little chance of passing a pre-employment drug test regardless of what you ingest prior.

Yes, GNC has some good detox products, but they need to be taken for several days prior while you also abstain from cannabis.

Finally, I would suggest that you demonstrate a bit of self-respect and refuse to work for an employer that requires you to show your urine to them as a prerequisite for a positive business relationship.

Anyone that submits their urine to an employer without probable cause that they might be intoxicated on the job needs to grow a pair and Just Say No.

There's plenty of employers who will hire you based on your qualifications and your integrity to do an honest, productive job who don't require a urine inspection prior to hiring you.

Find one, go to work for them, and do a great job. Help them build their company and make both of you a success.

Better yet, contact me via the non-profit website below and I'll show you how we can decrease the number of businesses who practice such useless policies.

Steve Heath

http://leap.cc/tbay
 

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Barman: That's cool, really. It doesn't apply to most people, though.

Most ordinary folks, have to take these tests to get a job at Home Depot, local supermarket etc. I think that's wrong !

The tests are biased, they detect MJ for maybe 30 days, but coke, etc. for only a couple of days.

They have their place. I think a cop should be held to a higher standard. The guy flying a jumbo jet , with 300 passengers, should be drug-free.

If the clerk at Quickee-Mart smokes a joint, on occasion. No big deal.

The problem is where do you draw the line ?

MJ is ok, but coke, or heroin isn't ? That's why the Feds don't make that decision.

For the record , I don't use any of these drugs, ( but I have in the past).

For the poster. Lay off 30 days, but that doesn't seem viable.

I despise this testing, although I would pass, no problem.
 

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Thanks for the response Doug.

You wrote: That's cool, really. It doesn't apply to most people, though.

B: Actually it does. Only about 40% of companies do drug tests of employees.

D: Most ordinary folks, have to take these tests to get a job at Home Depot, local supermarket etc.

B: No they do not HAVE TO take those tests. They have the option to apply for a job at a company that does not invade privacy.

D: They have their place. I think a cop should be held to a higher standard.

S: Why?

D: The guy flying a jumbo jet , with 300 passengers, should be drug-free.

S: Why, if their use of drugs is only during their off time and they allow sufficient time to detox prior to their return to work?

D: The problem is where do you draw the line ?

S: You draw the line at testing those who have demonstrated probable cause to believe they are intoxicated on the job. All others are presumed innocent.

D: MJ is ok, but coke, or heroin isn't ?

S: The most commonly abused drug and the one associated with the most accidents in the workplace is alcohol, not the substances you list above.
 

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